The Pickled Test

"Where do you want to throw up today?"

This test will determine whether you deserve the pickled crown. Please answer truthfully, as all results will definitely be sent to Corduroy *AUTOMATICALLY*

What is your full name (including embarrassing middle names)?
When did you get plastered?
Where (town-wise) did you get plastered?
How many people witnessed you get drunk (i.e. Friends - NOT the number of people in the establishment!)?
How much did you spend on Alcohol? £
How much does a pint cost? £
How many units did you consume? (See guide below!)
Pint O' Beer: 2 Units
Glass Of Wine 1 Unit
Shot 1 Unit
Spirit Bottle (ie VK, WKD, Wild Brew) 1.5 Units
Beer Bottle 1 Unit
Did you throw up:
a) In the toilet bowl
b) In the sink
c) In your bed
d) On the carpet
e) On the way home in a bush
f) On the way home in the gutter or on the pavement
g) In the toilets of the drinking establishment
h) Somewhere in the drinking establishment
i) On someone
j) Somewhere indeterminable
k) Where didn't I ?!
How bad was your hangover?
To what extent did you injure yourself?
How did you injure yourself?
In the course of the evening did you break anything?
Were you helped home?
Did your fingers get the evil bug and steal something?
How much money has gone from your wallet/purse that you cannot account for?
Finally why do you deserve this award?