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The Simpsons Movie

Have a look at this picture of a “young” Infosys:

Who is that on the far left? Surely….. it’s not…. can’t be…. Manu Satpathy????

This is a absolutely genius idea! How to maximise your Return-On-Investment in Pizza Hut.

This is a genius line, not sure whether it’s true or not, but I love it anyway:I find myself going into the stall and looking around. … with the exception of the phrase “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!” written on the stall in marker, nothing seems out of the ordinary.I love simple little jokes like that! Thanks, Tucker

Although it’s completely pointless, it’s actually very impressive! (And a good interpretation too!)

A Real Life Simpsons Introduction

I think that this story has to be one of the funniest stories that I have ever read.

It involves Penguins, hoax websites, swimming pools, a house, a big refund and some damn fine determination.

I’ve just come across this website: Stuff On My Cat, which I had initially assumed was some womans weak blog about her cat “Honey”, but as it turns out, it’s a bloody hilarious site.

Basically the idea is this: Put stuff on a cat – it can be anything. Take picture. Post to website.

Now, from my experience of putting things on my pet cats over the years, it doesn’t take long for cats to “shrug” these things off, with a mean time of about 5 seconds before they end up on the floor. Some of them must have been sooo hard to take pictures of – I can only admire their dedication.

Here’s some links to some of my favourites:

• Bionic cat Sammy reflects upon her life before the operation – I remember having this “Construx” stuff as a kid!
• A little candle light to set the mood… – I love the way that the candlestick’s weight is squashing the cats face!
• Staying warm this winter in style – The look of confusion on this cat’s face is brilliant
• Beer, cat, bingo… – The look on this cat’s face is just brilliant – “Yeah, alright. Very funny, I’m a table. Now get it off”

Just stumbled across this story on “The Register“: French woman tried to pop out for mid-flight ciggie

Jesus.

Today, whilst shopping in Chav Central (aka “Crawley”), I came up with a brilliant new game: “ASBO Top Trumps”!

It would be absolutely brilliant, and would have categories like “Exclusion Zone Radius (metres)”, “Reason for punishment: ‘Spitting’ ” and “Behaviour Order length: Three years”.

I’m going to patent this idea, I think it would sell like mad!

Have a look at this collection of signs, done by a guy from Brighton. These kind of sign tickle my sense of humour.

My personal favorites are numbers 4, 5 and 6 (in that order).