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Oh my God Tesco, Holmbush Centre, Shoreham – NO!

It’s still bloody Christmas!

Mark Humour, Life Christmas, Easter, Grrrr, Tesco

… at work at least.

We spent 5 minutes this morning tearing down the decorations, which will probably end up in the bin – we are moving offices this year, and we won’t have anywhere to store them until next Christmas, so we will probably have to buy a new set then too.

It seems to have gone incredibly quickly this year (or 2005 at least). Last year’s Christmas seemed to last forever, where as this time, its flown by. Must be getting old.

Mark Uncategorized Blogging, Christmas, Work

Happy new year everybody.

I can’t quite believe that 2005 was over so bloody quickly, but never mind – time marches on!

Mark Uncategorized Blogging, Christmas

I know that it’s a couple of days late, but I’m not really bothered. Plus, I wasn’t going to be antisocial and spend sometime on my own, on christmas day, writing a blog entry!

Hope everyone has had a good Christmas, and here’s to a fab new year!

Mark Uncategorized Christmas

Ringo Starr apparently works for NORAD and is helping them track Santa’s progress across the UK this year!

Have a look! http://www.noradsanta.org/english/aboutnorad/ringo.html

Mark Uncategorized Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me….

Twelve Chavvers chavving
Eleven prammers pushing
Ten lads joy-riding
Nine ladies drinking
Eight midriffs showing
Seven Scallies stealing
Six teens a-laying
Five gold rings
Four stolen phones
Three naval studs
Two tracksuit tops
And a Pikey in Burberry

Merry Christmas!

Mark Uncategorized Chavs, Christmas

Excellent!

As of 5:00pm yesterday, I have miraculously managed to finish all of my Christmas shopping (all apart from a couple of rolls of wrapping paper!).

Every year, I seem to say that I will get it done earlier and earlier, and although I got off to a pessimistic start, things seem to have fallen in place quite nicely this year!

Mark Uncategorized Christmas

Christmas doesn’t seemed to have happened for me yet this year, even though we are half way through Advent.

I finally realised that it’s here this afternoon when Mum and I went to buy the tree. And then I realised that I had my work’s Christmas do on Friday night (some pictures to come – I think), so yet again Christmas has lurked up on me again.

Damn it

Every year I swear that I will be better organised next year; it never happens!

Mark Uncategorized Christmas