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		<title>The Register: Vote Lib Dem, doom humanity to extinction</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/634</link>
		<comments>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/634#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 14:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LibDem]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vote Lib Dem, doom humanity to extinction • The Register. And there you have it folks, my chief complaint about the LibDems!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/05/dont_vote_lib_dem/page2.html">Vote Lib Dem, doom humanity to extinction • The Register</a>.</p>
<p>And there you have it folks, my chief complaint about the LibDems!</p>
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		<title>Real-Life Weekend at Bernies!</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/626</link>
		<comments>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/626#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bernies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Films]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weekend]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[BBC News &#8211; Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport. Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm">BBC News &#8211; Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who  was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Scariest Hiking Trail</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/612</link>
		<comments>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/612#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hiking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My god!&#8230;. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W09MhqpdMoM]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My god!&#8230;.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W09MhqpdMoM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W09MhqpdMoM</a></p>
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		<title>Oh My Word</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/609</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DVD]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear God! I never ever thought that things would get this cheap. £2 for a DVD player? Model number: DVD74 Alba DVD Player &#8211; Robert Dyas -.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear God! I never <strong><em>ever</em></strong> thought that things would get this cheap. £2 for a DVD player?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.robertdyas.co.uk/P~135728~Alba+DVD+Player">Model number: DVD74 Alba DVD Player &#8211; Robert Dyas -</a>.</p>
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		<title>Oh My God</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/606</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Easter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grrrr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tesco]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh my God Tesco, Holmbush Centre, Shoreham &#8211; NO! It&#8217;s still bloody Christmas!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my God Tesco, Holmbush Centre, Shoreham &#8211; NO!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s still bloody Christmas!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.armswiper.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/p_1600_1200_587F5AD4-E191-4121-852B-4B0415F3F5A7.jpeg"><img src="http://www.armswiper.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/p_1600_1200_587F5AD4-E191-4121-852B-4B0415F3F5A7.jpeg" alt="" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
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		<title>An Interesting Lesson</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/593</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just discovered something interesting. If you put hot water, with some drops of Olbas Oil in it, into a polystyrene cup&#8230;. The Olbas Oil eats the polystyrene. I now have a wet desk.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just discovered something interesting.</p>
<p>If you put hot water, with some drops of Olbas Oil in it, into a polystyrene cup&#8230;.</p>
<p>The Olbas Oil eats the polystyrene.</p>
<p>I now have a wet desk.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.armswiper.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p_1600_1200_703FEB64-81FC-492C-89D2-D7987812C097.jpeg"><img src="http://www.armswiper.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p_1600_1200_703FEB64-81FC-492C-89D2-D7987812C097.jpeg" alt="" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
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		<title>Help Sponsor Me to Grow A &#8216;Tash for Movember!</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/583</link>
		<comments>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/583#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movember]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Help me raise the profile of prostate cancer by sponsoring me to grow the best god-damn &#8216;tash for Movember 2009! My Sponsorship Page]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Help me raise the profile of prostate cancer by sponsoring me to grow the best god-damn &#8216;tash for Movember 2009!</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.movember.com/mospace/180177">My Sponsorship Page</a></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a Spaz</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/479</link>
		<comments>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/479#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[physio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spaz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today, I have reached the pinacle of stupidity. On Tuesday, I had an appointment at the physio. It was at 8am. I know this because for my last physio appointment I was half an hour late because I thought it started at 8:30. NHS hospitals and waiting lists as they are, I didn&#8217;t want to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today, I have reached the pinacle of stupidity.</p>
<p>On Tuesday, I had an appointment at the physio. It was at 8am. I know this because for my last physio appointment I was half an hour late because I thought it started at 8:30.</p>
<p>NHS hospitals and waiting lists as they are, I didn&#8217;t want to miss this one otherwise I&#8217;d potentially be put back on the waiting list again.</p>
<p>So, I awoke early, got dressed for the physio, ate breakfast, and generally prepared myself for more body-bending antics. At 7:30, I thought &#8220;I&#8217;d better just check that it&#8217;s 8:00&#8243;, so I did. To my shock, there was no appointment in my calendar (on my phone) for that day.</p>
<p>Looking through the calendar, I found the appointment for today (Thursday) instead. I cursed loudly, realising I was going to be late for work now, showered, shaved, changed and hurriedly got out the door.</p>
<p>On Tuesday, I had to rearrange my trip to see my girlfriend on Wednesday night, so that I had to drive and not catch the train so that I could get back to the hospital in time for Thursday morning.</p>
<p>Fast Forward to Thursday morning (today), I&#8217;ve been up since half six, no breakfast, bed hair, driven for an hour, I arrive at the physio fifteen minutes early. There&#8217;s no one on reception, it&#8217;s too early. I take a seat and play with my phone until my physio walks in.</p>
<p>5 minutes later, he walks out with the diary and says &#8220;Errr, you&#8217;re not due here until tomorrow&#8230;..&#8221;  Crap.</p>
<p>Not only did I get ready 3 days too early, I got ready 1 day early as well &#8211; just for good measure.</p>
<p>Fortunately, for the second time, his 8:30 appointment had cancelled so he was able to see me straight afterwards.</p>
<p>Next time boy, READ THE CALENDAR PROPERLY!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a spaz.</p>
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		<title>Action Man toy sparks sea rescue</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/2</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2004 08:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Strange But True]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From BBC News: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4073793.stm]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From BBC News:<br />
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4073793.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4073793.stm</a></p>
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