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		<title>Awesome: Ask a Biologist Q&amp;A &#8211; Grizzly Bear vs. Lion</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/632</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 10:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ask a Biologist Q&#38;A &#8211; Grizzly Bear vs. Lion I remember a similar conversation of topic being raised on QI once. Apparently, bears would frequently win because they have a massive crushing power with their paws. One swipe to the head and the lion&#8217;s skull is crushed.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.askabiologist.org.uk/answers/viewtopic.php?id=546">Ask a Biologist Q&amp;A &#8211; Grizzly Bear vs. Lion</a></p>
<p>I remember a similar conversation of topic being raised on QI once. Apparently, bears would frequently win because they have a massive crushing power with their paws. One swipe to the head and the lion&#8217;s skull is crushed.</p>
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		<title>Real-Life Weekend at Bernies!</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/626</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bernies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Films]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weekend]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[BBC News &#8211; Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport. Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who  was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Brilliant, just brilliant</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/620</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[lamebook]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is brilliant! From Lamebook.com]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is brilliant!</p>
<p><a href="http://lamebook.com"><img src="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/QuickAndALittleSick3.png" alt="" /></a></p>
<p>From Lamebook.com</p>
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		<title>Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/616</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you. From The Register Thank god for Bootnotes!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/17/star_trek_scuppered/">Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you</a>. From The Register</p>
<p>Thank god for Bootnotes!</p>
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		<title>Oh My God</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/606</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Easter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grrrr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tesco]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh my God Tesco, Holmbush Centre, Shoreham &#8211; NO! It&#8217;s still bloody Christmas!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my God Tesco, Holmbush Centre, Shoreham &#8211; NO!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s still bloody Christmas!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.armswiper.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/p_1600_1200_587F5AD4-E191-4121-852B-4B0415F3F5A7.jpeg"><img src="http://www.armswiper.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/p_1600_1200_587F5AD4-E191-4121-852B-4B0415F3F5A7.jpeg" alt="" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
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		<title>BBC NEWS &#8211; Auschwitz launches Facebook site</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/581</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BBC NEWS &#124; World &#124; Europe &#124; Auschwitz launches Facebook site. Hmmm, I don&#8217;t think: &#8220;Mark&#8217;s become a fan of Auschwitz&#8221; is something I particularly want people to see&#8230;&#8230; Maybe I won&#8217;t join  that group just yet&#8230;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8307162.stm">BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Auschwitz launches Facebook site</a>.</p>
<p>Hmmm, I don&#8217;t think:</p>
<p>&#8220;Mark&#8217;s become a fan of Auschwitz&#8221;</p>
<p>is something I particularly want people to see&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Maybe I won&#8217;t join  that group just yet&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Hmmmm</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/559</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, for a work function, I got to stay in the Hilton Metropole in Brighton. Very nice! I had a great time there, room was comfortable, etc. Except I was somewhat baffled by the need to have two specimen jars in the bathroom&#8230;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night, for a work function, I got to stay in the Hilton Metropole in Brighton. Very nice!</p>
<p>I had a great time there, room was comfortable, etc. Except I was somewhat baffled by the need to have two specimen jars in the bathroom&#8230;.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.armswiper.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/l_1600_1200_295FC046-AD5B-4AB7-BC76-CCF89D91C617.jpeg"><img src="http://www.armswiper.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/l_1600_1200_295FC046-AD5B-4AB7-BC76-CCF89D91C617.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
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		<title>BBC News &#8211; Driver&#8217;s escape from horse</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/531</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sadly, the story did not live up to it&#8217;s trojan-like name. Driver&#8217;s escape from horse.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sadly, the story did not live up to it&#8217;s trojan-like name.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8184637.stm">Driver&#8217;s escape from horse</a>.</p>
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		<title>Body Mass Index Problems (BMI)</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/505</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve long held the opinion that Body Mass Index measurements are a bunch of arse, because they don&#8217;t count the extra mass that occurs with muscle bulk. Anyway, some one jokingly said at work that he was going to go on a diet by chopping off a leg, and that he&#8217;d bring his BMI down [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve long held the opinion that Body Mass Index measurements are a bunch of arse, because they don&#8217;t count the extra mass that occurs with muscle bulk.</p>
<p>Anyway, some one jokingly said at work that he was going to go on a diet by chopping off a leg, and that he&#8217;d bring his BMI down dramatically.</p>
<p>And I thought&#8230;.. &#8220;Well now, that&#8217;s true!&#8221;.</p>
<p>So how do they measure BMI for people who have lost a limb? What about people with withered limbs? What if you have six fingers on each hand? How about people in wheelchairs?</p>
<p>Makes you wonder really&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>Uh-Oh: New Kids cancel Australian tour</title>
		<link>http://www.armswiper.co.uk/blog/view/504</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From the BBC News Website New Kids On The Block have cancelled their forthcoming Australian tour, blaming the economic downturn. It&#8217;s not because they&#8217;re shit then?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8105195.stm">BBC News Website</a></p>
<blockquote><p>New Kids On The Block have cancelled their forthcoming Australian tour, blaming the economic downturn.</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s not because they&#8217;re shit then?</p>
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