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Awesome: Ask a Biologist Q&A – Grizzly Bear vs. Lion

April 23rd, 2010 Mark No comments

Ask a Biologist Q&A – Grizzly Bear vs. Lion

I remember a similar conversation of topic being raised on QI once. Apparently, bears would frequently win because they have a massive crushing power with their paws. One swipe to the head and the lion’s skull is crushed.

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Real-Life Weekend at Bernies!

April 6th, 2010 Mark No comments

BBC News – Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport.

Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.

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Brilliant, just brilliant

February 18th, 2010 Mark No comments

This is brilliant!

From Lamebook.com

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Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

February 18th, 2010 Mark No comments

Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you. From The Register

Thank god for Bootnotes!

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Oh My God

December 30th, 2009 Mark No comments

Oh my God Tesco, Holmbush Centre, Shoreham – NO!

It’s still bloody Christmas!

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BBC NEWS – Auschwitz launches Facebook site

October 15th, 2009 Mark No comments

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Auschwitz launches Facebook site.

Hmmm, I don’t think:

“Mark’s become a fan of Auschwitz”

is something I particularly want people to see……

Maybe I won’t join  that group just yet….

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Hmmmm

September 4th, 2009 Mark No comments

Last night, for a work function, I got to stay in the Hilton Metropole in Brighton. Very nice!

I had a great time there, room was comfortable, etc. Except I was somewhat baffled by the need to have two specimen jars in the bathroom….

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BBC News – Driver’s escape from horse

August 5th, 2009 Mark No comments

Sadly, the story did not live up to it’s trojan-like name.

Driver’s escape from horse.

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Body Mass Index Problems (BMI)

July 6th, 2009 Mark No comments

I’ve long held the opinion that Body Mass Index measurements are a bunch of arse, because they don’t count the extra mass that occurs with muscle bulk.

Anyway, some one jokingly said at work that he was going to go on a diet by chopping off a leg, and that he’d bring his BMI down dramatically.

And I thought….. “Well now, that’s true!”.

So how do they measure BMI for people who have lost a limb? What about people with withered limbs? What if you have six fingers on each hand? How about people in wheelchairs?

Makes you wonder really…..

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Uh-Oh: New Kids cancel Australian tour

June 17th, 2009 Mark No comments

From the BBC News Website

New Kids On The Block have cancelled their forthcoming Australian tour, blaming the economic downturn.

It’s not because they’re shit then?

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