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Well Done BBC News

November 24th, 2010 No comments

Come on, sort it out!

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Awesome: Ask a Biologist Q&A – Grizzly Bear vs. Lion

April 23rd, 2010 No comments

Ask a Biologist Q&A – Grizzly Bear vs. Lion

I remember a similar conversation of topic being raised on QI once. Apparently, bears would frequently win because they have a massive crushing power with their paws. One swipe to the head and the lion’s skull is crushed.

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Real-Life Weekend at Bernies!

April 6th, 2010 No comments

BBC News – Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport.

Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.

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Brilliant, just brilliant

February 18th, 2010 No comments

This is brilliant!

From Lamebook.com

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Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

February 18th, 2010 No comments

Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you. From The Register

Thank god for Bootnotes!

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Oh My God

December 30th, 2009 No comments

Oh my God Tesco, Holmbush Centre, Shoreham – NO!

It’s still bloody Christmas!

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BBC NEWS – Auschwitz launches Facebook site

October 15th, 2009 No comments

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Auschwitz launches Facebook site.

Hmmm, I don’t think:

“Mark’s become a fan of Auschwitz”

is something I particularly want people to see……

Maybe I won’t join  that group just yet….

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Hmmmm

September 4th, 2009 No comments

Last night, for a work function, I got to stay in the Hilton Metropole in Brighton. Very nice!

I had a great time there, room was comfortable, etc. Except I was somewhat baffled by the need to have two specimen jars in the bathroom….

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BBC News – Driver’s escape from horse

August 5th, 2009 No comments

Sadly, the story did not live up to it’s trojan-like name.

Driver’s escape from horse.

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Body Mass Index Problems (BMI)

July 6th, 2009 No comments

I’ve long held the opinion that Body Mass Index measurements are a bunch of arse, because they don’t count the extra mass that occurs with muscle bulk.

Anyway, some one jokingly said at work that he was going to go on a diet by chopping off a leg, and that he’d bring his BMI down dramatically.

And I thought….. “Well now, that’s true!”.

So how do they measure BMI for people who have lost a limb? What about people with withered limbs? What if you have six fingers on each hand? How about people in wheelchairs?

Makes you wonder really…..

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