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Brilliant, just brilliant

February 18th, 2010

This is brilliant!

From Lamebook.com

Mark Humour

Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

February 18th, 2010

Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you. From The Register

Thank god for Bootnotes!

Mark Humour

Oh My God

December 30th, 2009

Oh my God Tesco, Holmbush Centre, Shoreham – NO!

It’s still bloody Christmas!

Mark Humour, Life , , ,

BBC NEWS – Auschwitz launches Facebook site

October 15th, 2009

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Auschwitz launches Facebook site.

Hmmm, I don’t think:

“Mark’s become a fan of Auschwitz”

is something I particularly want people to see……

Maybe I won’t join  that group just yet….

Mark Blogging, Computers, Humour ,

Hmmmm

September 4th, 2009

Last night, for a work function, I got to stay in the Hilton Metropole in Brighton. Very nice!

I had a great time there, room was comfortable, etc. Except I was somewhat baffled by the need to have two specimen jars in the bathroom….

Mark Humour, Work

BBC News – Driver’s escape from horse

August 5th, 2009

Sadly, the story did not live up to it’s trojan-like name.

Driver’s escape from horse.

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Body Mass Index Problems (BMI)

July 6th, 2009

I’ve long held the opinion that Body Mass Index measurements are a bunch of arse, because they don’t count the extra mass that occurs with muscle bulk.

Anyway, some one jokingly said at work that he was going to go on a diet by chopping off a leg, and that he’d bring his BMI down dramatically.

And I thought….. “Well now, that’s true!”.

So how do they measure BMI for people who have lost a limb? What about people with withered limbs? What if you have six fingers on each hand? How about people in wheelchairs?

Makes you wonder really…..

Mark Humour

Uh-Oh: New Kids cancel Australian tour

June 17th, 2009

From the BBC News Website

New Kids On The Block have cancelled their forthcoming Australian tour, blaming the economic downturn.

It’s not because they’re shit then?

Mark Humour

The Scream!

March 20th, 2009

Following on from my revelation that I had an unhappy Chinese floor tile in my bathroom, I discovered this morning that Imy pot of hair gel hasdecided to re-enact the famous painting ‘The Scream’.

See for yourself:

Mark Humour

Why So Sad?

November 9th, 2008

Apparently, I have an unhappy Chinese floor tile in my bathroom.

Mark Humour