New Chav Game!
Today, whilst shopping in Chav Central (aka “Crawley”), I came up with a brilliant new game: “ASBO Top Trumps”!
It would be absolutely brilliant, and would have categories like “Exclusion Zone Radius (metres)”, “Reason for punishment: ‘Spitting’ ” and “Behaviour Order length: Three years”.
I’m going to patent this idea, I think it would sell like mad!
