Morse Code Triumphant!
This one appears to be doing the rounds at the moment.
Apparently, a 93 year-old managed to beat a 13 year-old champion Speed-Texter (SMS) by sending the same message via Morse Code.
Genius. And apparently the young whipper-snapper used "txt" abbreviations, but he sent the whole thing and still beat her.
Chuggnutt sums it up correctly:
Man, there's retro, and there's retro.