Happy Chavmas!
December 21st, 2004
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me….
Twelve Chavvers chavving
Eleven prammers pushing
Ten lads joy-riding
Nine ladies drinking
Eight midriffs showing
Seven Scallies stealing
Six teens a-laying
Five gold rings
Four stolen phones
Three naval studs
Two tracksuit tops
And a Pikey in Burberry
Merry Christmas!
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